Ladies...when using the private shower at the gym this does not mean that it is completely private and you are at home. Please do not PEE IN THE SHOWER as I do not appreciate the smell nor the fact that it splashes over into my shower. Thank you.

Going for a Dip?

Ladies....when going for a swim and changing in the locker room at your respective gym....DO NOT walk around with your swimsuit half on and your breasts hanging out...I don't appreciate having 4 things on your body stare at me.
Thank you.

Birthday Wishes

Ladies, on my birthday I would like to thank you for flashing your muffs my way in the locker room every day...now I know what I DON'T want to look like when I get older.

I'm constantly asking myself...don't these women have husbands? Don't they care when it comes to nookie time?? My boyfriend says that once marriage happens sex ends...now I know why he thinks that...look at what kind of example he's had his whole life...

On my Birthday I would like to have a moment of silence in honour of the husbands of these women who carelessly let their "situations" get in the way of their love...and may my future husband never experience this mess.

Friday Locker Room Etiquette

ladies...when hogging a private shower at the gym while a line forms waiting for you to get out...please do not walk out of the shower in your bare ass with situations a flyin'...why do you need a private stall in the first place?