Ladies, on my birthday I would like to thank you for flashing your muffs my way in the locker room every day...now I know what I DON'T want to look like when I get older.
I'm constantly asking myself...don't these women have husbands? Don't they care when it comes to nookie time?? My boyfriend says that once marriage happens sex ends...now I know why he thinks that...look at what kind of example he's had his whole life...
On my Birthday I would like to have a moment of silence in honour of the husbands of these women who carelessly let their "situations" get in the way of their love...and may my future husband never experience this mess.
